How to Make a University

Nobody is helping anybody make a university these days. Sometimes you might think the whole idea was to flutter around Olympia and a crappy stand, selling your university's USPs. Of course this is not the point at all, and pretty much nobody, certainly students, are duped by the adventures of the superstructure.
So, in humility, here's a room, made in this case mostly by me. OK I need the salary, I need the building, I need.....all sorts, but I guess this is what I think a university room looks like, and I made it myself.