Cheltenham Festival they call it. Ever wonder why such apparently lovely animals (horses) breed such a horrendous bunch of humans? They show them in fancy dress, they even show them eating 'a la carte' (never a good idea on television- you can only figure at what they are picking at and why people look horrid when they are scoffing) they show the nature of their consortiums (ugly rich men), and it's all supported by Dubai. What have these animals done to deserve this?
Meanwhile how is it that all female horsey commentators look as if they have just emerged from, or are just about to engage in riotous sexual delirium? It's weird.
And, a long time ago, I lived in Newmarket. It sucked.