So, after encounters with Larry The Lamb and Patricia the Pig; the realities of Tesco. I fancied a gammon steak; good with pineapple and chips and football. Looked at the gammon suddenly labeled 'May or may not include smoked or unsmoked ham'. It was until very recently one or the other. So this is machine made gammon and my heart sank with such a confrontation with the 'real'.