You should always build a pub in front of a hospital. I understand why it might be unreasonable to build one inside a hospital, but after a day of sitting waiting staring at ceiling tiles and formica table tops eating the odd melancholic sandwich avowing organic credentials in Barnet's finest, I think you need a pub. Peterborough has one, in the form of a victorian folly, standing proud and prominent, right in front, so well done to them. Luckily that's my parents nearest hospital.