Not love hangover. NEWS!...Britain going broke. NHS being told by some bright spark it should franchise itself across the world. 'Free at the Point of Delivery'???!! er.... NO. Very point of NHS conveniently lost (Oops!) - replace with Danny Boyle spectacular! Universities selling off their cafes to Starbucks. Millions expecting a nice bump from the Olympics staring at empty rooms: bars, restaurants, hotels...WHITE HORSE! Hopeless. Sell those medals at Cash Converters! Broke, even I'm broke.....SCOTT!!! There's Clearing to do, thousands of academics sitting in their headsets....just imagine nobody calls. Hamsters stay on at school, promise to get it right next time....really promise!! Awww.... fuck!