Alright, I've been watching the Isle of White Festival on tv. Firstly, I thought there was a band called Blondie that was, actually, Blondie. I couldn't work it out until she sang 'Heart of Glass'. Then there seemed to be loads of crap rock music- personified by The Doves, who clearly have nothing to say at all. Rock music must say something, The Doves personify an inability to say anything with limp wristed U2 riffs and are utterly shit.