OK, so you are fed up with what you believe is a Keef fixation, but my friend Scott, the cleverest guy I know, just said to me, 'There are only three people you need to understand (deeply understand) to understand rock'n'roll': John Bonham, Keith Moon and ...Keith Richards' This is a man who chews up Derrida for breakfast and spits it out before lunch. So much for those pretentious twats elsewhere.

On '999' off 'Main Offender' my present squeeze, Keef does substantial improvement on ZZTop.

So I play it out loud to the citizens of Bethnal Green with some enthusiasm.